What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 18:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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share office space ...

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

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Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

What real evidence is there to believe in legends such as the story of Atlandida or the lost continent of Lemuria?

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

CNN’s Live ‘Good Night, and Good Luck’ Telecast Spurs Special Coverage - Variety

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Utah’s quiet measles case: what happened and why officials stayed silent - KSLTV.com

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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